Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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