bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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