VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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