how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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