If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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