i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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