He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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