hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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