would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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