Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
