But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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