Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
