Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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