david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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