hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Girls should come with a carfax report
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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