Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
