so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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