Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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