When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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