Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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