When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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