we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Acid is not a monday night drug
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize
