Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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