i think my tv is drunk
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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