What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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