You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
