Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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