The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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