Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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