I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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