I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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