sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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