did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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