I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
