I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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