she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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