Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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