now i know why i became what i already was.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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