I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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