I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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