the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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