So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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