Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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