the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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