So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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