Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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