Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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