idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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