i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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