We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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