Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
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