playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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