11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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