actually, I'm a sock model
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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