i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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