covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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