I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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this hospital has no fireball
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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