haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
