if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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