She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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