Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
