Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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