i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
FUCK WHALES
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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