what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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